I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage

I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage a song by Lauren Mayer on Strah

Guess I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Sniffing Glue by Lauren Mayer ,
Dear Internet Trolls by Lauren Mayer ,
Then You're a Feminist by Lauren Mayer ,
Put Down Your Cell Phone by Lauren Mayer , Karen Drucker ,
We Are (Mostly) All Immigrants, You Shmucks by Lauren Mayer ,
Religious Freedom Doesn't Mean the Freedom to Discriminate by Lauren Mayer ,
I Didn't Come from Your Rib, You Came from My Vagina by Lauren Mayer ,
They Say People, Not Guns, Kill People (But the Gun Sure Helps) by Lauren Mayer ,
Just Another Middle-Aged Jewish Mother with a Crush on Steph Curry by Lauren Mayer ,
Politically Correct by Lauren Mayer ,
If Men Could Get Pregnant by Lauren Mayer ,
I'm Not a Scientist by Lauren Mayer ,
When They Go Low, We Get High by Lauren Mayer ,
No More Prayers (Except the Prayer to Act) by Lauren Mayer ,
Cherry-Picking the Bible by Lauren Mayer ,
I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage by Lauren Mayer ,