If My Uterus Were a Gun

If My Uterus Were a Gun a song by Lauren Mayer on Strah

It's a Scary Time to Be a Jewish Mother by Lauren Mayer ,
The Wackobird from Texas by Lauren Mayer ,
Global Warming's Not a Theory, It's a Fact by Lauren Mayer ,
Keep Your Hobby Lobby Away from My Va-Jay-Jay by Lauren Mayer ,
Every School Ought to Have An Armed Guard? by Lauren Mayer ,
Voter Fraud Is a Fraud by Lauren Mayer ,
If There's a War On Christmas (Christmas Is Winning) by Lauren Mayer ,
Put Me in Your Binder Full of Women by Lauren Mayer ,
My Magical Vagina by Lauren Mayer ,
Western Civilization Is Still Intact by Lauren Mayer ,
Oh Francis (I'm a Jew Who Has a Crush On You) by Lauren Mayer ,
Hooked On Downton Abbey by Lauren Mayer ,
Zip It Up by Lauren Mayer ,
Bikini Waxes, Sudafed and Porn by Lauren Mayer ,
Hey, Paul! by Lauren Mayer ,
Join the Tea Party and #@!& the Facts by Lauren Mayer ,
If My Uterus Were a Gun by Lauren Mayer ,